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I wish I were hotter 😩

Weather: ☀️🔥🔥

No, not like that!!

Back on my bullshit*

* this bullshit being an attenpt to have a healthy and functional Responsible Adult routine

NSFW food joke 

Lactose intolerant?
Baby I tolerate it the same way my ex tolerated my gender identity: the only thing that matters is the taste, how I feel afterwards is none of your business.

Omg I've been gone more than an entire year °^° the heck
Well okay big news in my absence: I found out I got the tism, and I lasered all the hair off most of my body

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Also I'm doing artfight and would love to throw some silly doodles at people. °v°

I've discovered that when I stop playing video games for a while I get a craving to be flirty and slutty. Anyway long story short I'm back.

Like, sure, they look rad as hell, and they're super smart, but did you know they're fairly social, staying with their families even after fledging, and even playing? They'll roll around in the snow like dogs just for fun! I can't imagine a better life.

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I always thought crows were just the "obvious" bird to like, but the more I think about it the more I'm realizing they might just be my favorite creatures.

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Hello, I hope you're doing well today.

NSFW trans things that sound weird out of context 

My dick is in the country! I repeat, my dick has penetrated the border and will be arriving in a few weeks!! It's a holiday miracle

NSFW art (skimpy outfit, butt showing) 

Didn't really have anything festive so I did a study of femboy (neutral pronouns pls).
I'm trying to get over my hatred of doing lineart and also practice drawing suggestive stuff.

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feel like pure shit just want her* back**

* the ever given
** stuck in the suez canal again

I would like to be a creature which is capable of scurrying.

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Me: I should attempt to draw this image that has been stuck in my head for the better part of a week

The goblin in my brain: bogos binted?

Me: wh-

The goblin: *grabs the image and disappears*

Maybe I'll just go full slime creature this time.

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Thinking about making a dedicated fursona for my horny accounts 🤔 what animal is the sexiest though is the question

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an animal crossing game that lets you play as an animal would instantly be the best selling animal crossing game of all time.

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What 

harpies with wings instead of arms are so tragic… how are they gonna Game? :hawyee:

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