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Pretty pigeons outside the window at work... Shimmering iridescence in the sunlight... A rare and fleeting treat this time of year.

Horny thought of the day 

Every time I come back to the fediverse I think to myself "I should get a cute prosthetic so I can post lewd photos."

I don't know why. I haven't even seen any photos in my time on this instance. I'm also super paranoid about photos of myself anyway.

Dang I sure wish I would do fun things with my evenings instead of spending the whole time wondering what fun thing I should be doing.

I'm sorry to any native-speaking strangers on the bus who catch flashes of "medication" and "hand soap refill" and "cheese bread" all the time.

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Knowing another language is fun because people can think you're cool for having something mysterious written to the back of your hand, but really it's just a note to self reminding you to floss tonight.

I'm back to smelling a normal amount of smells now. I guess I wasn't turning into another creature.

citriz :over18: boosted

Personally i like getting the lgbt agenda shoved down my throat, I've been working on my gag reflex

Bumblebee pics 

So fuzzy, with pockets filled to the brim with pollen. :blobhaj_hearts:

Do folks who didn't grow up around CRT screens just not have an eternal fear of magnets being near their devices?

I guess this will be nice once I get outside and the smells are like flowers and stuff.

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Why is my nose so sharp today? Everything smells So Much.

Goodnight little creatures in my phone

re: If I do something foolish, please click here (pin) 

I also feel compelled specify, since apparently this often goes unsaid, that this is not about any prior interactions or anyone in particular I've met on here.

Full disclosure I even considered titling this CW "Have I been an ass? Click here to find out whether you may be entitled to compensation!" to make it sound less serious, but I was too scared it would come off as disrespectful to the handful of people I've interacted with so far, who I dearly hope I have not already made uncomfortable in some way.

This is just how neurotic I am, how much I tend to over-filter my presence here, and I'm trying to make space for myself to practice unmasking a little bit. :blobpensive:

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If I do something foolish, please click here (pin) 

I really want to be more myself on here, post more of my art and also more of my relatively SFW thoughts, and actually maybe interact with folks.

Unfortunately, I'm like clinically bad at reading the vibe, and the fediverse kind of intimidates the heck out of me. I feel like I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing on here so if I manage to get past my fear and post regularly then I will probably mess up sometimes.

If (or when) that happens, please feel free to tell me plainly that I'm being an ass.
Or if that's asking too much (I totally understand it can be!) then there won't be any hard feelings if you just block me outright.
I'm open to criticism and I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable.

Also if anybody has any useful tips for navigating this space, I'd be super grateful to hear them too!

Thank you for reading. :blobhaj_heart:

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God, trans people fucking rule.

Maybe not all of us, some of us aren't great. But i can honestly say I've never met a boring trans person. Being openly trans in itself is an incredibly bold and vulnerable thing, so it's no surprise. But god. I'm so proud to be part of this community. You learn about a trans person's life, half the time they've been in a band or program wild stuff or draw art. Trans people are so damn cool. Nobody warned me.

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Tomorrow is going to be a Very Social day for me and I'm already feeling some kinda way. :blobpensive:

Afaik they fledged successfully. :>
Again CW for bird poos.

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The study reminded me of this pigeon family I got to see grow up this past spring. They built their nest on top of those anti-bird spikes.
Here's a video of the young family. I'll post a photo of a near-fledgling in reply.
CW for the video: lots of bird poos.

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