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i may not be a good furry artist, but i can assure you my shitposts are ever worse.
John's Greatest (S)Hits:

twitter.com/i/moments/11298581

somehow my onision twitter shitpost has managed to become my most popular tweet ever, anyways when do i get to be called a popufur

all of yall busy doing american dad speedruns and glitches, meanwhile i have big brain energy and im focused on enabling the american dad hot coffee assets instead

x's account will probably tweet soon so retweet and like this while you can

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british twitter after mocking americans for their healthcare and going home to see the NHS being sold to american companies:

flight attendant: is there a doctor on board?
dad: *nudge*
plane: *violently turns over to the side and plummets to the ground due to its poor build quality*

😺✏ — "Would you like to be able to see into your own future? 👀" - half scared to but sure curiouscat.me/mexicanwilddog/p

a tv station in san diego county has a favorite jams playlist and it's all korn

sometimes i listen to bands from the myspace era and wonder where they are now

in elementary i went to a schoolmate's birthday party and when i found out one of my friends was coming i got scared they would see me there and think i was no longer friends with him and that i was friends with the schoolmate instead so i left early

if you have bitcoin as your icon in the year of our lord 2019 i will assume your intentions are nefarious even if you do not see yourself as that way

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