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@monorail also check out Maroon and Stunt, they're pretty good too

as for songs, I recommend Aluminum, Feels Like Falling for the First Time, Pinch Me, and uhhhhhh Bank Job?

@monorail all of Gordon (their first album). it's Really Fucking Good, Scoob

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Prank, cow tools 

Kinda want to open up a Tinder profile just to pick a person at random, send them this image, and then an hour later text them “I showed you my cow tools please respond”

And then I’d never use Tinder again

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Bowsette is just the Peach equivalent of the suburban mom from Rose is Rose who thinks eating something with jalapenos is a wild rebellious act, sorry.

@sugar sfgiuhkjwg6ik246iuo24 I HATE HOW RIGHT YOU ARE

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Dear Mario,
I'm taking Princess Bowsette on a date.
Take care of the castle while I'm out.
Yours truly,
Princess Toadstool
Peach

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bowsette? princess bowser? 

listen, the new "bowser gets the princess crown from nsmbu deluxe" thing is really good. but there was another flash-in-the-pan design just a couple weeks ago called "princess koopa" that was the other way around - peach gets turned into a koopa girl.
and that. that's the real waifu. if you weren't on board with princess koopa but you're suddenly hornt for bowsette i'm revoking your furry card

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