MOVED @sc@awoo.space

@codl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5r0IVDun6E

Donkey Kong Crouton: Legend Of The Crystal Crystal Crystal Crystal Crystal Crystal Crystal Crystal Crystal [generic loud noise]

#whyijoinedmastodon

i didn't. they set up a cage trap with a rare, limited-edition hardcover copy of 'Homestuck: Unabridged Edition' under it and, of course, being the Fool that I am, fell for the trap and they took me straight to Uncle Gargo's Masto Factory

well okay it's not perfect but it's a hell of a lot better than the rips we already had

SOMEONE FINALLY UPLOADED A _GOOD_ RIP OF THE FIRST BARENAKED LADIES DEMO TAPE, HELL YES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RAzV5eEtoM

actually now that i think about this these lyrics sound kinda stalker-y tbh

follow me, everything is alright

i'll be the one to tuck you in at night

and if you

wanna leave

i can guarantee

that you'll find nobody

else

like

me.

ah. a day at the Goo Lagoon

is there an easy way to check what a full hosted webpage's size is, including embeds and images

Sr. Pongus

pingus pongus who wants the sprongus

No Man's Corn

No Man's Gorm

cause you're EEEEEVERRRRRRRYYYYYTHIIIIING TO MEEEEEEEEEEE

oh wow! mastodon now FINALLY tells you when people joined!

PotBS stands for WeedBullshit™

PotBS stands for Pist of the Borth Star

that one episode of danny phantom where they have to get all seven keys to control the internet is better than the entirety of ready player one ​