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i want to finish vinny's warioware stream but i dont want to spoil myself on ALL of the story ;_;

warioware gold, minor spoilers? ish? 

THE WARIOWARE GOLD GAME HAS UNLOCKABLES THAT ALLOW YOU TO DUB OVER THE CUTSCENES?? IM SORRY WHAT

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me: i wish i could experience the wonders of my youth just one last time

monkey's paw: [curls up tight and punches me in the fucking face]

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bad website design 

i remember when the concept of 'the fold' was a thing. like, you wanted to put actual content above it, as opposed to a single headline followed by a full-page image of some clown's face.

thank god i can see each individual stubble on this picture, i almost had to read words

here's a cool drinking game:

on the federated timeline, for each toot from someone at mastodon.social, open their profile in a new tab.

if their join date is nov 2016 or apr 2017, take a shot

You'll Be Dead WIthin 12 Minutes Or TRIPLE Your Money Back!™

if Jazztronauts ever gets a voice dub, i won't be satisfied with the cellist's voice unless it's either cr1tikal or revscarecrow, that is all

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still in shambles that Sufjan Steven's Illinois only came out a year after Plus-Tech Squeeze-Box's second album

the best song title is the one you can't fully see, even after maximizing the window on a 1080p monitor

if i ever start making music for real i'm gonna make it so that every track on my album has a title longer than sufjan steven's titles

lyrics 

YOU CAME TO TAKE US

ALL THINGS GO, ALL THINGS GROW

TO RECREAAAAAAAAATE US

ALL THINGS GROW, ALL THINGS GROW

WE HAD OUR MINDS SET

ALL THINGS KNOW, ALL THINGS KNOW

YOU HAD TO FIND IT

ALL THINGS GO, ALL THINGS GO~

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pls RT:

can someone help me remember who drew this first version of Wyx? I'm having trouble finding them

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good morning, apple is valued at a trillion dollars, imagine how good it would feel to forcibly liquidate all of their assets and actually do useful things with the money

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