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i was actually somewhat productive for once today.

one of these days i will finish a knytt stories level

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Using the modern web doesn't feel empowering. It feels immensely frustrating.

The web is barely usable without ad-blocking. Pages take an age to load and the content jumps around as more ads download and display. Also the ads are spying on you.

The entire JS ecosystem is dependency hell and sometimes you have to download massive JS files just to view a web page. The JS is probably also spying on you.

Worse still, JS is also probably why the Back button doesn't work properly on so many sites.

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i relaly gotta toot out more original stuff

tired: Walt Disney World
wired: World Dide Web

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Cyberpunk + High Fantasy = Sirens whistling into the telephone receiver at the right frequency to get free long distance

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Medusa found an 0day and is writing malware to turn your machine into a brick.

The Sphinx is sending riddles with her Xerox. If you get them wrong, she drowns you in black faxes.

A cyclops is port scanning a local area network during their day job as a pentester.

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that feel when you remember you're garbage at pixel art

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