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i wonder why americans never called small computers 'micros' but the brits did 🤔​

tired: Google Chrome
wired: AOL Explorer

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tired: SEA OF DOGS
wired: going to the beach with your dogs and loving them very much and giving them big pets

Yeah, I'm BASIC

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Pr--[the mastodon association comes into my house and arrests me right on the spot]

Yeah, I'm COMPLEX

CAAAAAAAAASH MONEY
Oreos are tasty I guess
MMMMMMMMMMMMeme
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Envy of VR headets
Xylophone

Yeah, I'm BASIC

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grainentrapment is the best tumblr blog ~hexafriend 2016

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when someone who was your friend ends up fucking vagueposting about you on twitter awoo.space/media/RwRZCyxGBEvjc

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WHY DO I FUCKING BLEED FRIENDS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME. WHY AM I SUCH AN ASSHOLE

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lost another friend today, folks

i want to die

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