MOVED @sc@awoo.space

didn't laugh for a milisecond. pay up, fricker

but yeah canwc is unironically bad. like it's so fucking low-effort it hurts. it has a good idea going for it but the execution is just.

Bad

also the discography is also sort of low-effort, from what i've heard? i could be wrong

see this is why i fucking love masto. people actually understand what niche thing on the internet i'm referring to

i love you peeps 🤗​

as in, it's bad and it's fucking everywhere in the community

cool and new webcomic is the vaporwave of homestuck

"Hey, Mabel?

Private part." [laugh track]

"COMEDY GOLD COMEDY GOLD COMEDY GOLD COMEDY GOLD cPMOMEdy GOakllD COMOEeDYgyOGOoDLDLCｃｏｍｅｄｙＧＯＬＤｃｏｍｅＤＧＯＯＤＯｄｌＬＤＤ"

~Dipper and Mabel, from some Danfango ytp i can't remember the name of oops

"Here lies Strong Bad. Checking emails in the hereafter. Buried with twelve of his girlfriends. And like, a jillion dollars.

Please don't dig up the grave."

~Strong Bad, from "replacement"

https://awoo.space/media/toUmKMqFe-qBmOpNz8Y

the time cube saga should be documented in a museum because it is so goddamn _interesting_ that it deserves to be learned.

i mean the theory itself is stupid but it just _existing_ and the things that happened around it are amazing in itself. don't believe me? take a look: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7lWCqbgQnU&t=0s

""TIME CUBE 4ce" In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day
could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day bible. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days. The bible time was wrong then and it proved wrong today. This a major lie has so much evil feed from it's wrong. No man on Earth has no belly-button, it proves every believer on Earth a liar."

~The Smartest Man On Earth

"Do you think... God lives up in heaven... because he's afraid of what he's created?" ~that one scientist from spy kids 2

hey anyone remember that short Robert Rodriguez directed that was sponsored by BlackBerry and involved two hot girl spies rescuing people from some sort of Big Bad

and the weapon the girls used was designed by a fan and on the board of missing posters were pictures of actual people cause blackberry asked them to 'Submit your work for the contest and you can get FAMOUS' or something like that

the internet is weird

oh hey someone else on masto knows about crow cillers, nice

#np 😌​

I Am Bad At Finishing Things [bass_bosted_slide_whistle.aiff] 🙃​🙃🙃

i have ideas for a mastodon UI redesign concept that i should really make lmao. i mean i made a design concept for a feckin' MSN Messenger revival server's website for pete's sake so i don't see why i can't do a masto r--

[remembers the unfinished Discord UI redesign from 6 months ago, lingering in my Pictures folder]

ah,

there are exceptions such as dds.wmv's work and Blank Banshee, but really vaporwave is just overdone to the point where white cis vapid nerds have infected it with vague edginess. in other words we need to find other, neater genres and non-genres to make content for and listen to. so anyways what i'm saying is that we need to listen to Poppy 24/7 a--wait HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING

reminder that (most of) modern vaporwave and its community is a crock of shit. follow alternative netlabels on bandcamp instead for a more refined experience

question why is everyone on my tl talking about spy kids