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current mood: turning the bass up on The Most Unwanted Song and putting it on repeat

my internet sucks and the network card i ordered is not gonna get here for a while cause it's out of stock

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OF COURSE MY CAR GETS A FLAT TIRE ON MY WAY TO WORK. OF COURSE IT DOES

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There needs to be a new internet law where claiming someone is "TRIGGERED" automatically loses you the argument.

I know that even though "triggered" has an actual mental health definition, it translates to "upset" in stupid. But as far as I'm able to see, using it that way only serves two useful purposes: 1) to show how edgy you are, and 2) to illustrate that you really have no argument at all and just want to use "you're upset, nyah nyah" as an escape hatch.

Hence the proposed law above.

you know that feeling when you wake up way earlier than expected but you can't go to sleep?

cause I just did and I have to go to work today. fuck.

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"Please Disconnect from the Internet. This is an offline-only magazine of commentary, fiction, and poetry. Just disable your WiFi to view this issue."

thedisconnect.co/one/

i forgot i wrote a document that was just descriptions of humanized versions of operating systems. i should draw them one day

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don’t talk to me before my morning panic attack

hey im about to update my bios for the first time. is there anything i should look out for

HOT TAKE pastebin.com isn't very good.

i recommend using paste.ee/ , txt.fyi/ , or txti.es to store text instead. All of the websites have a nicer, more accessible layout for pastes, as well as no ads!!! Please give them a look!

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