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Prank, cow tools 

Kinda want to open up a Tinder profile just to pick a person at random, send them this image, and then an hour later text them “I showed you my cow tools please respond”

And then I’d never use Tinder again

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Bowsette is just the Peach equivalent of the suburban mom from Rose is Rose who thinks eating something with jalapenos is a wild rebellious act, sorry.

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Dear Mario,
I'm taking Princess Bowsette on a date.
Take care of the castle while I'm out.
Yours truly,
Princess Toadstool
Peach

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bowsette? princess bowser? 

listen, the new "bowser gets the princess crown from nsmbu deluxe" thing is really good. but there was another flash-in-the-pan design just a couple weeks ago called "princess koopa" that was the other way around - peach gets turned into a koopa girl.
and that. that's the real waifu. if you weren't on board with princess koopa but you're suddenly hornt for bowsette i'm revoking your furry card

two butts having sex
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two butts having sex
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when i see '↘️↘️↘️↘️↘️↘️' it makes me think of the LOSE A TURN sound effect from Wheel of Fortune but extended to 10 minutes and it just keeps getting lower and lower and lower

appaerntly that one offshoot of the SCP (the RPC) broke up, does anyone know anything about that?

hey questoin

anyone know of any good minecraft modpacks that don't have a kajillion mods in them

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holy fucking shit

that CH fakeout from today's loadingreadylive was AMAZING

what a fucking powerplay, goddamn

man vinny's been playing a lot of games i'm not interested in lately

who would win in a fight, multimedia or hypermedia

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