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hey quick q why isnt the workbench in minecraft actually called the workbench.

because it should be. but it isn't. what the fuck

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wired: post-furry

you're not the boss of me now [bossman throws me out the window]

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It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a one-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: 

Some BODY

It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: 

I'M A COMPUTER

S T O P A L L T H E D O W N L O A D I N '

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It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: 

Woah. Hey guys.

Call of Duty.

Advanced Warfare.

XBOX ONE.

Copy that.

It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a six-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: 

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system m

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It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a two-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: 

[Grand Dad music begins playing] GRAND DAD????? FLEENTSTONES?????

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It is claimed Ernest Hemingway once wrote a two-word short story that could make people cry for a bet. The wager was ten dollars, which Hemingway won with the following: 

IT'S BEEN

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