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*awoos with the force of a thousand enbys*

my mind is an overfriendly motorcycle that wants to keep running constantly

VVRRRRRRR

jesting at telegram update 

i kind of feel like telegram made a deal with adobe like "hey, you can have animated stickers for free but they all have to be made in aftereffects"

"buy adobe's shiiiiiit"

every so once in every five years i kind of drop drawing for a bit and go focus on some other thing and i think this might be one of those times

though going down the path that i've just gone down, i don't think i'll actually stop hahaha

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being a type of editor would be cool, but i'm not sure how i could hold myself back from changing every grammatical mistake if the person happened to be not okay at writing

i dunno i'd just like to be skilled at more stuff

or more like i'd like to actually do other stuff, but... do i...?

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i wonder if i could take, like, writing commissions

i really like writing too

A cat sat atop a tower. A passing knight spotted her and called out:
"Are you a princess, perhaps, a wizard, or dragon?"
"It's a poor cat that cannot be all three."
"Should I then court you, seek your advice, or fight you?"
"A conversation could reveal that, but you bore me."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

*awoos with the force of a thousand aces*

i have so many small trinkets that i've either lost or still have lying around on a table. so many. i love trinkets

it was pretty black, covered in shallow craters, but looked nothing like numerous basalt pictures my friends sent me (at least as far as i recall)

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today i just suddenly remembered when i was in middle school, one day, i found a rock that looked like a meteorite, just barely smaller than my palm, in my locker

and OF COURSE i proceeded to lose it. all i know is that it's somewhere in this house. maybe i'll find it again after scraping through this house

my icon's a big ol cranky catfolk now by @sdamned@twitter.com. hewwo

tfw you draw your oc laughing and. she's. so cute laughing like that i should draw my ocs laughing more

you ever just read something that you really relate to a lot and confirm that yes you are in fact a lesbian and your soul absconds out of its vessel out of embarrassment

i think i dreamt about causing capitalism

just like, making it and then making it worse. that was me. i was laughing like a villain. BWAHAHAHAHAHA

my dreams have been quite peaceful lately... maybe i don't have to dream about death as often?

a long time ago, one of my ancestors played a prank on a wizard and the wizard was like "fuck thou, now the curse of never-pet-cat is on thine"

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curses on me:
- cannot pet cats without immediately washing hands (bonus: if i pet one and don't wash my hands, i will end up with a rash or red eye sooner or later) (also sneezes a lot)
- when flower mating season begins, my eyes and nose also begin flowing with bodily fluids (maybe they're trying to respond to the mating calls?)
- can pet dogs, but after a few hours, my eyes feel odd (noooooo)
- unsure about bunnies, but i've been told they may have the same effect on me as cats

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allergies are like these mysterious curses upon us that could incur any amount of positive or negative side effects and we could never know until something happens

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