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why is the single screw holding the light cover on my microwave stripped.

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this toot is now cursed because black ops 4 is currently a blazing trainwreck

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while you were out having premarital sex i studied the call of duty

@root apparently this is a comedy routine (THANKFULLY)

wow i am so smart i bought poster frames and nothing to hang them on

@fraggle@octodon.social thirty whole dollars of revenue saved. incredible.

instead I went to Walmart to get some poster frames and found out that Walmart now puts one-way electronic guard rails at the entrance so you have to walk through the checkouts to leave. what the fuck.

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bought a ladder. couldn't fit it in my car. had to immediately return it. big embarass

haptic feedback in my keyboard and mouse please

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In a 1996 book titled "Duke Nukem Does The Internet" written by Duke Nukem himself, Duke states that he hates nazi sympathizers, racists, and gay-bashers

with a 1080p monitor up close, the temporal upsampling they're using to work around the limited hardware becomes a lot more obvious. the framerate isn't super great, but it looks fine on an inexpensive 1080p LED TV. I imagine this game is honestly just expecting to be played on a Pro.

or a PC, but that's not the version I have in my hands atm.

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the 2v2 mode is dreadfully boring though. i don't know why they're showcasing it; it's a terrible sideshow compared to the normal game.

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okay kb&m on ps4 is pretty nice, but it's practically unusable if you're on regular ps4

the framerate dips become MUCH more obvious because of how horribly it slows your aim down

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@cute@deadinsi.de genuinely, this has the most solid and satisfying feeling guns. like, holy hell. between sounds, animations and camera sway, it's just incredible.

might be different on mouse+kb, haven't tried, but the ps4 version does support it too...

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