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white house dot gov petition to construct two massive steel balls at the base of the washington monument send toot

us pol 

in 2020 we'll elect a socialist queer furry as president

nsfw music prod shitpost 

slapped a picture of my cock into Harmor and stuck some wobble distortion on it to make my latest dubstep hit. i call it dickstep. it blew my speakers out

i've got a black belt in three-hit saber combos thanks to mega man zero, don't fuck w/ me

nsfw kink shitpost 

a blowjob is where someone inflates a dick with their mouth and sends the receiver floating in the air like that one scene in the Space Jam movie

nothing in soul blade/calibur/edge will ever be hornier than voldo

close up of face 

the mc in mc ride stands for minecraft

eidolon boosted

"here you go ma'am -- -- ERR, SORRY SIR"

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED OMG

why am i not the only one on the internet who's typed the phrase "beef torpedo" i'm fucking angry

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