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Regal Coffee Cobra :vOwOfied:

US Pol, More Texas stuff, voter suppression, long 

Leaked email from county GOP leadership in #Texas literally admitting to (unsurprising) partisanship re: updating early-#voting for students.

Second screenshot is the resolution.

Source for first: twitter.com/cfloresnews/status

Credit to @kaylamod for updating us in our Discord server and for 2nd screenshot

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us elections, technology 

If your voter machines don't support publicly auditable cryptographic signatures in any form for election fraud prevention what the fuck are you even doing tbh

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Regal Coffee Cobra :vOwOfied:

US Pol, Important info re: Texas voting 

Hey so in a wildly believable and unsurprising turn of events, the #Texas electronic #voting machines are messing up and *sometimes* changing a straight-Dem ticket vote to vote for Ted Cruz so, yeah. Check your votes before you cast!
abc13.com/politics/straight-pa

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the real colby

im gonna brexit his brain energy to power my massive hulk hand

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me: too much irony is bad
also me, writing this toot: *happy-cries about sincerity*

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good afternoon @colbyebooks

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Crock of SHIT

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the real colby

@dog Rye is Bread. I Scream at them. They are Mine Now. Exit my Fucking Zone. Before i Banish you. Absolute Buffoon. Haha Owned Once More

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lewd, serious question 

how often do people masturbate

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Jaycie

Software engineering hot take:

Using agile-style, highly iterative software development processes don't produce poor architecture.

Using agile-style, highly iterative software development processes *to the exclusion of slow, deliberate re-architecturing phases* produces poor architecture.

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josef

smoke alarm: .... .... . .... bep .....

me: its hungry

smoke alarm: ... ......................................... ................ . ............... . bep .....

me: it wants batteries

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@colbyebooks hey daddy

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the real colby

Gargron has still not okay to say FUcking Piss On The Shit

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the real colby

WHERE YOU GET THE FUCK

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revenant

look at you hacker fucker

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Jeezy Peeps

@theoutrider is this why the quake ad campaign in germany was so cursed

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Healthcare offices running a TV station that just. Airs pharmaceutical advertisements interspersed with informational videos.

You can't escape from the advertising

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Shwacked

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CoD 

Treyarch should also change the shock drone escape prompt to say "HOLD F to escape" because you have to hold it for a full server tick for it to actually work

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CoD 

Also Ruin's grapple hook should be able to reach across the map but scale its cool down based on distance traveled

No I am not serious

Actually yes I am, holy shit that would be hilarious

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