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i just found sirtaptap@twitter shitposting on /r/toiletpaperusa

drugs 

the new pharmacy sells cbd oil, what's up

uspol, lamenting on fatigue 

my god, shit is happening way too fast. literally it was last night that the BuzzFeed Cohen thing dropped and it feels like an entire week has passed over the course of today. and now we're getting a "major announcement" about the shutdown tomorrow from Trump?

uspol 

I don't know, it seems to me the evidence needed for indictment on subornation of purjery is on the table at this point, if BuzzFeed is to be believed. So I guess it's only a matter of time before impeachment proceedings begin.

I guess we'll see what Cohen's testimony next month will contain.

gay energy defies the laws of physics and is the only counter to the heat death of the universe

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The desire for unbounded growth of users is based in capitalism's need for unsustainable growth. I think we should reject this.

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I am begging everyone: if someone is writing one of these inane "Mastodon is still a failure because they don't have ShareBlue memes" articles and they ask to interview you, tell them I'm a big deal on here. Direct them to me. I promise it'll be entertaining.

to appease the peanut gallery's appetite i am using up my one CW-less post on this topic:

hamberders

thank you, I shall now resume normal shitposting

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You know? This article has some valid criticisms about mastodon's development, but those criticisms feel out of date. In particular, it completely ignores the existence of alternatives to mastodon like pleroma or forks like glitch.social. Because the development has been splintered like this and everything still interoperates, a lot of the points become invalid imo

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@viomi @tootbrute I don't know if I would agree that it was _maliciously_ chosen without evidence, but it definitely screams "I didn't do my basic due diligence before writing this screed."

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@shaderphantom @tootbrute

Not sure, but cybre.space is pretty quiet in the mornings because we have only certain times that people can sign up. She maliciously chose this instance as the example because it's quieter to make it seem like Mastodon is dead.

masto meta, dailydot article 

This is just clickbait for the circlejerk that keeps people clinging to their Twitter clout to death. God, what a terrible take.

And not even mentioning Pleroma or glitch.social or Pixelfed or Plume? Not even a basic understanding of this network, yet complaining about the network itself?

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meta 

author of that daily dot article is just mad because William Shatner couldn't find her

masto meta, dailydot article 

DailyDot's "lol mastodon is crumbling" article... Why would you open with "People aren't complaining about Trump enough for me to think Mastodon is alive"? Lord in heaven that's a stupid take.

Yes, there are legitimate criticisms to be had. Yes, some of those are discussed in the article. "They're not talking about Trump enough" is absolutely not one of them.

hollow knight spoilers 

this is such a powerful spot

you can have an email @fea.st

think of all the vore jokes you could make...

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