"Bing! Translator" has two choices for the "Klingon" language, which has no native speakers,
but has no choice for Kurdish languages, which have about 30 million native speakers.

It's a matter of priorities.

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**eidolon** · Mar 14, 2019, 01:42

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**Dark Souls Messages** @darksouls@botsin.space · Mar 14, 2019, 01:42

Mar 14, 2019, 01:42

Dark Souls Messages @darksouls@botsin.space

Ahh, projectile...

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Mar 13, 2019, 03:07

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Mar 13, 2019, 03:07

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eidolon @shaderphantom@awoo.space

bearded vultures are fuckin gorgeous

**eidolon** · Mar 13, 2019, 02:31

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**MOVED to @inbtwn@sleeping.town** @sc@chitter.xyz · Mar 13, 2019, 02:31

Mar 13, 2019, 02:31

MOVED to @inbtwn@sleeping.town @sc@chitter.xyz

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**eidolon** · Mar 13, 2019, 01:28

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**→ @hyperlink@snouts.online** @HYPERLINK@radical.town · Mar 13, 2019, 01:28

Mar 13, 2019, 01:28

→ @hyperlink@snouts.online @HYPERLINK@radical.town

my sister's fiance has been ranting on the phone for five minutes to me about what it means to be a true 90s kid. imagine being straight and having time for this struggle

**eidolon** · Mar 13, 2019, 00:39

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**Amelia is at skullsite now** @Pixley@radical.town · Mar 13, 2019, 00:39

Mar 13, 2019, 00:39

Amelia is at skullsite now @Pixley@radical.town

Just the sleepiest boy

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**eidolon** · Mar 13, 2019, 00:47

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JP @jplebreton@mastodon.social · Mar 13, 2019, 00:47

Mar 13, 2019, 00:47

JP @jplebreton@mastodon.social

Just remembered that the Phantom Lapboard was a thing that existed. You can immediately tell from the photo that it was a bad idea, but it made the thing that some company really wanted (a living room console that ran PC games) theoretically work.
The Phantom Lapboard is an allegory for tech not looking where it leaps. Once you start looking you realize tech is full of them.

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**eidolon** · Mar 12, 2019, 21:42

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**Dark Souls Messages** @darksouls@botsin.space · Mar 12, 2019, 21:42

Mar 12, 2019, 21:42

Dark Souls Messages @darksouls@botsin.space

be wary of magic

**eidolon** · Mar 12, 2019, 21:08

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**garfield** @garfiald@mastodon.social · Mar 12, 2019, 21:08

Mar 12, 2019, 21:08

garfield @garfiald@mastodon.social

thanks i guess

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**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Mar 12, 2019, 19:29

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Mar 12, 2019, 19:29

Mar 12, 2019, 19:29

eidolon @shaderphantom@awoo.space

jort-circuiting your brain

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Mar 12, 2019, 18:25

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Mar 12, 2019, 18:25

Mar 12, 2019, 18:25

eidolon @shaderphantom@awoo.space

Did Bioware ever add those truck nuts

**eidolon** · Mar 12, 2019, 17:14

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**garfield** @garfiald@mastodon.social · Mar 12, 2019, 17:14

Mar 12, 2019, 17:14

garfield @garfiald@mastodon.social

guy with big nuts

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Mar 12, 2019, 16:18

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Mar 12, 2019, 16:18

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eidolon @shaderphantom@awoo.space

The www is 30 years old today and I hold nothing but contempt

**eidolon** · Mar 12, 2019, 04:49

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**erin ｡:ﾟ૮ ˶ˆ ﻌ ˆ˶ ა ﾟ:｡** @er1n@social.mecanis.me · Mar 12, 2019, 04:49

Mar 12, 2019, 04:49

erin ｡:ﾟ૮ ˶ˆ ﻌ ˆ˶ ა ﾟ:｡ @er1n@social.mecanis.me

contaminated by the fakeness of performative purity

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Mar 12, 2019, 03:51

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Mar 12, 2019, 03:51

Mar 12, 2019, 03:51

eidolon @shaderphantom@awoo.space

tfw you have feelings

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**eidolon** · Mar 12, 2019, 03:18

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**tom (available elsewhere)** @tom@slime.global · Mar 12, 2019, 03:18

Mar 12, 2019, 03:18

tom (available elsewhere) @tom@slime.global

metroid prime is such a good game what the fuck

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Mar 12, 2019, 02:17

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Mar 12, 2019, 02:17

Mar 12, 2019, 02:17

eidolon @shaderphantom@awoo.space

this toot is now cursed because black ops 4 is currently a blazing trainwreck

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**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Mar 12, 2019, 01:53

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Mar 12, 2019, 01:53

Mar 12, 2019, 01:53

eidolon @shaderphantom@awoo.space

the toejam and earl back in the groove soundtrack is so good.

**eidolon** · Mar 12, 2019, 00:29

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**Amelia is at skullsite now** @Pixley@radical.town · Mar 12, 2019, 00:29

Mar 12, 2019, 00:29

Amelia is at skullsite now @Pixley@radical.town

He is sitting on my lap with his eyes squeezed shut emitting extremely pathetic bleats whenever I laugh, until I try to film him

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