eidolon @shaderphantom@awoo.space

Literally fell asleep 4 hours ago and woke up breaking a fever and nauseous. Fuk

I'm fuckoing sick God damn it

hey

i'm trying to make my grass DUMMY THICC

please god make it rain, i need my lawn to grow thicc

what if we didn't have to sell our labor to survive 👀 💦 would that be hot or what..........

DRINK, MY LAWN

ITCHY RASH FUCK

i like that it's called "thatch" so i can giggle like a smug idiot when i think of the word "dethatcher"

hashtag pissing on margaret thatcher's grave

man I'm gonna have to rent a power rake aren't I? this thatch problem is reeeeeally bad

If every software engineer was responsible enough to design APIs as robust and well defined as Vulkan, the world would be a much better place.

Vulkan, or how I came to love and appreciate verbose APIs

It's allergy season and sleep is now a luxury afforded to those without sinuses

As long as it's maintained effectively, you also don't need to water Bermuda much at all.

So, I'm going to mow every 3 or 4 days to really take advantage of the spring growing period.

The most common grasses also react strongly to being cut, as long as it's only cut a little bit. Mine (Bermuda) gets real fuckin riled up and will spread like mad in retaliation: this is obviously desirable for choking out weeds

After mowing the lawn again I now realize the importance of mowing at least once a week during a grass's growing cycle. Lightly raking the side of the house turned up a lot of thatch that was extremely long and clearly choking out the grass (this side also had a ton of weeds, go figure). I may need to get something to dethatch it so the live grass will grow thicker.

The grass trimmings can be left in the lawn IF, and only if, you're only cutting a small amount off the top.

I really don't understand the excitement around Borderlands 3? I found 1 and 2 to be dreadfully tedious and dull. The novelty wears off soooo quickly.