eidolon @shaderphantom@awoo.space
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fish were invented by sega in 1997 for their game sega bass fishing
I like fire truck and cyber truck
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hot take: the cybertruck is ugly as fuck and that's actually good
HAHAHAHAHA CYBERTRUCK
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“The door refused to open. It said, “Five cents, please.”
He searched his pockets. No more coins; nothing. “I’ll pay you tomorrow,” he told the door. Again he tried the knob. Again it remained locked tight. “What I pay you,” he informed it, “is in the nature of a gratuity; I don’t have to pay you.”
“I think otherwise,” the door said. “Look in the purchase contract you signed when you bought this conapt.”
In his desk drawer he found the contract; since signing it he had found it necessary to refer to the document many times. Sure enough; payment to his door for opening and shutting constituted a mandatory fee. Not a tip.
“You discover I’m right,” the door said. It sounded smug.
From the drawer beside the sink Joe Chip got a stainless steel knife; with it he began systematically to unscrew the bolt assembly of his apt’s money-gulping door.
“I’ll sue you,” the door said as the first screw fell out.
Joe Chip said, “I’ve never been sued by a door. But I guess I can live through it.” - PKD
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[01:19:52] [Server thread/INFO]: <AmiCole> if you are brushing your teeth. Teeth must be very useful for bitcoin and weed.
RIP steam I guess
us pol impeachment
Sondland testimony going about as well for the Republicans as I expected.
Poor Nunes. He really has nothing.
multi billion dollar entertainment industry: please take our media seriously
millennials, armed with photoshop and collective depression: ....fuck ......you?
zeraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraora
oops don't buy Halo: Reach by itself, it's going to be more expensive to get all the games separately than to buy MCC complete in the package
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reminder that devin nunes is suing a parody cow twitter account for making fun of him
us pol
holy moly the impeachment testimony today has been nuts. morrison looks like he lied to the committee and swalwell basically broke him. the GOP's chosen testimony ended up further incriminating trump and crew.
is sondland's testimony really happening tomorrow? this is gonna be fucking nuts
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I am going to commit crimes
this is right around the time of the year last year that i bought and returned that dell xps lol
i should probably replace this macbook's battery huh
what if your life was interrupted by the sex scenes from The Room every 30 minutes
really funny to see valve come in like 5 years late to VR after everyone's basically abandoned it
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