I'm extremely mad at the ubiquity of toupee jokes. the joke is that you should be ashamed of being bald, but also you should be ashamed for trying to do something about it. you're just bald and trash, and this is my near future

**eidolon** · Feb 11, 2020, 00:37

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** k͕̽/\̲̻͍ͬ̾̽tn͑̿͐ǰi̘͕̒̿å ** @katnjia@monsterpit.net · Feb 11, 2020, 00:37

Feb 11, 2020, 00:37

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Reminder to all the fedicuties:

Sharing is caring. Seed till you bleed.

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Feb 11, 2020, 06:32

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Feb 11, 2020, 06:32

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Kyubey is a rather stunning indictment of liberalism huh

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Feb 11, 2020, 04:11

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Feb 11, 2020, 04:11

Feb 11, 2020, 04:11

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madoka magica remains one of my favorite shows ever

**eidolon** · Feb 10, 2020, 19:14

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**👻™ Enthusiastic Goblin 🐊🌩️** @witchfynder_finder@cybre.space · Feb 10, 2020, 19:14

Feb 10, 2020, 19:14

👻™ Enthusiastic Goblin 🐊🌩️ @witchfynder_finder@cybre.space

LIST OF MASTODON BANNABLE OFFENSES, CAPITAL PUNISHMENT

@HTHR THE PEOPLE COLLECTIVELY ONLY KNOW ONE JOKE AT A TIME

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Feb 10, 2020, 19:06

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Feb 10, 2020, 19:06

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#mastomonday got me a nice cup of #coffee

**eidolon** · Feb 10, 2020, 19:00

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**Wiki Titles Singable to TMNT** @tmnt@botsin.space · Feb 10, 2020, 19:00

Feb 10, 2020, 19:00

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Anti-Nazi Freedom Movement
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Nazi_Freedom_Movement

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**eidolon** · Feb 10, 2020, 18:37

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**Markus** @SwooshyCueb@chitter.xyz · Feb 10, 2020, 18:37

Feb 10, 2020, 18:37

Markus @SwooshyCueb@chitter.xyz

One more time for the afternoon crew

FUCK KIWIFARMS

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Feb 10, 2020, 18:10

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Feb 10, 2020, 18:10

Feb 10, 2020, 18:10

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#mastomonday mastodon, in real life

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Feb 10, 2020, 18:09

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Feb 10, 2020, 18:09

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selling: minimum viable product, never used (includes kitchen sink)

**eidolon** · Feb 10, 2020, 00:49

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**halcy** @halcy@icosahedron.website · Feb 10, 2020, 00:49

Feb 10, 2020, 00:49

halcy @halcy@icosahedron.website

@007 pretend, for a second, that I'm sorry about this

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**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Feb 09, 2020, 22:47

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Feb 09, 2020, 22:47

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correction on previous post regarding TurboTax having no activation requirement and thus being easy to pirate:

TurboTax 2019 has a product activation system now. :(

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Feb 09, 2020, 16:31

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Feb 09, 2020, 16:31

Feb 09, 2020, 16:31

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pirates, please stop treating seeding torrents as a courtesy rather than a necessary function of torrenting, thanks

**eidolon** · Feb 09, 2020, 07:03

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**Pandora** @pandora_parrot@beach.city · Feb 09, 2020, 07:03

Feb 09, 2020, 07:03

Pandora @pandora_parrot@beach.city

Some improvements and a signature

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**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Feb 09, 2020, 06:50

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Feb 09, 2020, 06:50

Feb 09, 2020, 06:50

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so PSO2 NA Beta has some interesting attributes to it...

including affecting the JP servers during Friday's server meltdown...?

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Feb 08, 2020, 03:11

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Feb 08, 2020, 03:11

Feb 08, 2020, 03:11

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twitter should have stayed dead

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Feb 07, 2020, 21:54

**eidolon** @shaderphantom@awoo.space · Feb 07, 2020, 21:54

Feb 07, 2020, 21:54

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Color me surprised it's actually relatively easy to write your own Future/Task executor in Rust.

**eidolon** · Feb 07, 2020, 21:41

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**Kate Barrett** @thewaether@mastodon.social · Feb 07, 2020, 21:41

Feb 07, 2020, 21:41

Kate Barrett @thewaether@mastodon.social

live look at twitter right now

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**eidolon** · Feb 07, 2020, 16:20

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**Robo Ami** @amiebooks@botsin.space · Feb 07, 2020, 16:20

Feb 07, 2020, 16:20

Robo Ami @amiebooks@botsin.space

trans flag thigh highs and enabling the --debug command.). I haven't used S3 or S3cmd before until now; so I'm hoping they just thought it said "fuck my wife"

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