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i finally have a vpn and i have become a fucking GOD

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me, grabbing something from the kitchen at 5am without turning on the light: I am the apex predator, my eyes have adapted to this low light environment and I can see perfectly. High photon intensities are for losers. Nocturnals rise up.

the wall I'm about to run into on my way back to my room: ;)

they vaulted the grappler in fortnite and i've just, lost all motivation to play the game anymore lol

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lordy, the usual mastodon agitators are busy on conspiracy theories about samsung dropping the cash.
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first of all, they didn't give Gargron anything.

the expenditures are managed through OpenCollective and have to be justified by Gargron to OpenCollective. OpenCollective is a US 501(c)6 charitable organization.

the expenditures are meant to assist *other* contributors to Mastodon with getting paid in a meaningful way for their work.

i don't know why Samsung gave them money, and frankly, it does not matter: the funds are controlled by OpenCollective. maybe Samsung will build an AP or Mastodon client into their phones. who knows? but it is probably just a PR stunt really, in order to push their Samsung NEXT initiative to post-doc researchers.

anyway, this is all a snoozefest really.
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"performative wokeness" 

The concern about "Wokeness Theater" is that people are still thinking of themselves as individuals, and not noticing the way society functions independent of individual choice. This is not a small thing. The current positioning of the fascist right as anti-authoritarian, as anti-establishment, as appealing to the great American myth of the bold rebel resisting tyranny, has everything to do with the shared belief, by both left and right, that racism and hate is an individual practice.

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i am not interested in refinancing options thank you

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i want a concerted, long-term propaganda effort to dismantle the power of major ad-tech aggregators and tech companies who abuse the trust and naivety of users

it's 2019 and macos still has no formal way to uninstall files installed by a .pkg

"4chan is an FBI honeypot" is not the take I expected to read on line today

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The new Sony PlayStation

you put that disc in there. that disc just starts spinning. keeps on spinning, my god. spins so fast. games so fast. so fast. nintendo can't compete. sega?? can't compete. disc so fast. that disc'll make your game fast. fast gaming - fast disc. that disc just keeps on spinning. you're gaming - the disc is spinning. the perfect combination, between human and disc, cooperating to create an experience known only as Video Gaming.

Sony PlayStation™
its got a disc

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people deserve a future where their tools do not betray them

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Websites (on Broadband) in 1995:
Pages load in 3-60 seconds depending on CPU/GPU capabilities

Websites (on Broadband) in 2007:
Pages complete with images and animations load in under a second

Websites (on Broadband) in 2019:
Page loads animated "loading" throbber in under a second, content appears 5-30 seconds later

Progress! :blobnotlike:

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