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RT @Brainmage@twitter.com
Hey Siri. Show me the opposite of a cat.

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I FUCK THE MUSIC
I MAKE IT CUM
I FUCK THE MUSIC
WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE

stuart rynn's soundtrack for aaliens.wad is an absolute masterpiece and makes gs wavetable midi sound incredible

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yeah yeah yeah dragonite 👏👏👏🎬👏cla👏👏clapp👏🎬

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At the risk of resurrecting my previous toot on the matter which ended up killing my notifications for a solid week, the new 1TB microSD cards just announced by SanDisk and Micron would mean that IPoverTrebuchet now supports packets of 225 petabytes

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- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m

90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them

Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m

This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created

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Holy fuck. Can you imagine what the internet would have been like if Apple didn't open up developer access to the iPhone

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us pol, jesus christ 

did my state senator really just quote mussolini about "small government"

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Peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck peck,

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It's frankly laughable to me that people rush to make The Stanley Parable into a game about god or some other random shit when every single aspect of it is trying to tell you that it's about capitalism. Everything from the plot, to the sound design, to the smallest details of the environment is focused on the absurd and cruel machinery of the post-fordist workplace. That's what that game is about before it is about anything else.

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i appreciate that EDF is basically just Starship Troopers The Game

i'm gonna play a game that doesn't make me want to scream with how badly mismanaged it is

shockingly, one of those is Rainbow Six Siege

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