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Hi! My name is Chris Johnson. I'm a software engineer and a devoted Christian, living my life in service of God!

i never want to write another line of code for this industry ever again

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Yellowcake uranium. The crumbly, sweet, forbidden snack. I just want one bite.

why isn't atlus selling royal as an expansion dlc

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"A year with Spectre: a V8 perspective" v8.dev/blog/spectre

It's hard to overstate how much of an impact Spectre/Meltdown had on browser architecture. The conclusion that you basically have to isolate all origins within their own processes was a sobering one.

jk i can't afford nemesis mod who do you take me for

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next leather belt i chance will be a headhunter mark my words

3.1 unfucked the tile set workflow and it's not painful to create anymore. it also added animation state machines. and finally, GLES2 + WebGL 1 renderer, meaning it can run on toasters again.

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okay actually might use godot 3.1 for ludum dare

definitely should do vulkan in kotlin for ludum dare, that's a recipe for success

solidarity for the taco bell worker by putting all 5s in the customer service survey

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Windows now shows the dark lord himself: "aosdugjlhazgolsihxcg,nx,kgs;aofjham,jhfilaukwehol;ahdjaelfuhadnlksghdklj,fhlaKUETFHJLFKASDGHFPSKLHSKLGJSLAJGLSAHGWJOIEFHKSOIUGHIOUDGKJHSILUDGJAKNWRISLGJKAOISDGUIHASRLKUDXFHGPOAWISIFDGHJNSFLIOILGHKGOI h"

the utter fucking shitshow that this stupid fucking tech industry is, is causing me actual emotional trauma

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I enjoy being the one of four people using Firefox for Android because fuck Google for not allowing extensions

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next weekend is ludum dare and I wanna do something but my spoons are very depleted

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