eidolon @shaderphantom@awoo.space

The problem with implementing every DDD service as a "microservice" is the amount of complexity you add to the intercommunication of those services. No, HTTP REST is not free. It is in fact very expensive to maintain.

Strangler Pattern exists to address monoliths that exist in practice, not to avoid monoliths that exist in theory.

Lessons learned from the cargo cult of microservices:

Your application architecture should not 1:1 reflect the Services of your Domain Model (if you are adhering to Domain Driven Design).

If you do not have any software design discipline, your engineers will reliably build unmaintainable garbage.

I'm also, unironically, Pebble the Cockatoo when I get off of work and screaming about shit

I feel like the parrot that screams "what the FUCK"

you can make me instantly nut by using a chord progression comprised entirely of sevenths

star child

Holy FUCK The Genesis/Mega Drive has BASS what the FUCK

MY SWEET BABY BOY

ristar time babyyyyy

lmfao the password cards for Mickey Mouse World of Illusion is fucking unreadable wtf

okay now I remember why I didn't want to play on this PSIV cartridge

all 3 save slots are full with someone else's saves

and I feel INTENSE anxiety overwriting them lol

wow nothing really compares to blowing into the cartridge slot of an old game console to get it working huh*

*DON'T WORRY I KNOW THIS IS BAD FOR THE PINS

pso2 is a game where every time they make an update, the music producer makes a full hour of music for one boss fight just because he can

okay java nio 2 filesystems api sucks

FLICKER ME TIMBERS

LOOKS LIKE MELEE'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS