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okay, yup, I'm not convinced the spark community at large really thinks testing is necessary, so I am not going to bother anymore

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For some reason, when it comes to Spark, everyone gets so caught up in the analytics that they forget about the great software engineering practices that emerged the last 15 years or so.

lol, i love this quote so much, fuck

how the fuck are you supposed to unit test any of this

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who the fuck decided underscores underline double underscores bold and ... asterisks italicize???

fucking squints that Hadoop doesn't have a fucking filesystem driver for the classpath for unit tests?

do big data engineers not fucking write unit tests??

dude who designed spring dependency injection. what the fuck. it has too many features

A team that does not write unit tests is not agile but rather reckless

had no idea AVGN got the pepsiman tv guy in his video

you ever think about how every flagship pokemon game on the 3ds doesn't support 3d despite Nintendo's insistence on developers using it

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you ever think about how goddamn weird the 3DS was for having a "3D" screen and yet nobody even bats an eye about it anymore

the 3ds has been made so stable it suffered integer overflow and became unstable

pride is cool because IRL friends you know suddenly come out to you and you're like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

eidolon boosted

dunno why you'd want to lick boots. shoe leather isn't exactly tasty.

I will give this storm $100 to fuck off so I can sleep

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