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Bought an old camera a few months back, discovered the previous owner had forgotten a roll of film in there. Got it developed and scanned, and it looks like these pics were taken in the 70s, then forgotten in the desert heat and super degraded. They're vaporwave as fuck.

all I wanna do is set up my lights so whenever someone Engages with my Content Online it turns my house into a rave

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the neighbors hooked up to my thermostat when they first moved in and started remotely controlling it btw

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why does my thermostat need to make its own wifi network

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my home builder: "your home is smart home connected! :)"

literally everything is proprietary and incompatible with eachother

dude i wish i had an instant pot in college. that shit would have been SO convenient and would have saved me so much money

gonna find the dude who chose not to renew Tuca & Bertie and tell him off

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this stuff is really built for people with homes three times the size of mine. I am not bougie enough for this shit smdh

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would be neat to smart home my shit with OpenHAB and a rpi. if Hue lights weren't an arm and a leg.

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death is too good for him

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