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I need to learn how to facepalm again because the way I have been doing it hurts now that I have boobs.

Or maybe I can get a job where I facepalm less.

US Pol, Toad, Bottom Dysphoria, Lewd 

The problem of today isn't that Toad is ruined for me.

It's that dicks are ruined for me.

Pomplamoose LaCroix 

I just added a custom grapefruit lacroix emoji to a Slack.

I am resisting the urge to give it the alias :whitepeople:.

I just found out that my high school crush now plays bass in a lesbian rock band I'm fanning myself as hard as I can but it's not working.

sinfest 

@anthracite It's... a thing. Like Penny Arcade, except with anime titties and not as good? I dunno. It was The Time Webcomics Catering to Boys Blossomed on The Internet and things were weird.

@memnus@octodon.social he went on a sort of self-redemption arc over the last few years as he embraced radical feminism unfortunately he also embraced the TE along with the RF so fuck that shit

In retrospect wearing my "I have no idea what I'm doing" shirt to this audition would have been more appropriate than my "whatever doesn't kill you gives you xp" one.

Me, wearing a mismatched colorful casual "this is the third day of a folk festival and I no longer care" look, at an Evanescence concert: "okay yeah I can finally legitimately say I am not goth enough for the occasion".

MH (+), Progress! 

I hate a lot of things but for the first time in over a decade maybe I can say that I have spent more than a few days not hating myself.

So yeah progress!

SYFY channel movie where a woman was accidentally taking 2kg instead of 2mg of estrodial a day.

food 

@mmsword Of course that's the first dumplings you would make. Of course.

Adventure Time FINALE SPOILERS 

AHHHH BONNIE AND MARCY IS OFFICIAL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Adventure Time, No Spoilers 

I just watched the finale (after binge watching like 5 seasons over the weekend) and I have a lot of feelings but wow was that a great ending.

Maybe I should probably put on some clothes before testing my new web cam?

Nah.

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