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Chicken Alert 

Apparently chickens were stolen from the farm store near UW and were last spotted near Green Lake.

So if you see stray chickens contact the farm store I guess?

This has been your chicken alert.

Suicide (not me, +++) 

I think earlier today I connected a suicidal teen with two people who can help her and she's like super hopeful for the first time in days.

Honestly it doesn't matter that I fucked up a bunch of things over the weekend and today I Have Done More Than Fucking Enough For The Week.

Help Rae the Doe: after a recent comic suggested gamers should support the 250 ppl laid off by Telltale, Olive Brinker (Rae's creator) had to deactivate her account because of the subsequent mass harassment by the GooberGrape movement.

If you can, please support Olive on patreon at patreon.com/raethedoe. She does amazing work for the trans community and deserves support during this attack.

Hey friends where does one buy pride flags of various types in Seattle???

I am spending way more time feeling melancholic about the republican "friends" that have stopped talking to me since I came out than they deserve.

I need to learn how to facepalm again because the way I have been doing it hurts now that I have boobs.

Or maybe I can get a job where I facepalm less.

US Pol, Toad, Bottom Dysphoria, Lewd 

The problem of today isn't that Toad is ruined for me.

It's that dicks are ruined for me.

Pomplamoose LaCroix 

I just added a custom grapefruit lacroix emoji to a Slack.

I am resisting the urge to give it the alias :whitepeople:.

I just found out that my high school crush now plays bass in a lesbian rock band I'm fanning myself as hard as I can but it's not working.

Just jumped in a bunch of rabbit holes and learned that Sinfest Guy is a piece of shit TERF. thewebcomicsreview.tumblr.com/

Which honestly isn't too surprising but still.

In retrospect wearing my "I have no idea what I'm doing" shirt to this audition would have been more appropriate than my "whatever doesn't kill you gives you xp" one.

Me, wearing a mismatched colorful casual "this is the third day of a folk festival and I no longer care" look, at an Evanescence concert: "okay yeah I can finally legitimately say I am not goth enough for the occasion".

MH (+), Progress! 

I hate a lot of things but for the first time in over a decade maybe I can say that I have spent more than a few days not hating myself.

So yeah progress!

SYFY channel movie where a woman was accidentally taking 2kg instead of 2mg of estrodial a day.

Adventure Time FINALE SPOILERS 

AHHHH BONNIE AND MARCY IS OFFICIAL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Adventure Time, No Spoilers 

I just watched the finale (after binge watching like 5 seasons over the weekend) and I have a lot of feelings but wow was that a great ending.

Maybe I should probably put on some clothes before testing my new web cam?

Nah.

Lewd 

The plan: go to sleep early-ish, wake up early, spend Labor Day being productive and be ready to wake up early again for work Tuesday.

What actually happened: spent several hours with pile of vibrators before falling asleep, woke up at 11:30 with a pretty much destroyed sleep schedule, oh well :3

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