assistant fox keeper @somekindofcrow@awoo.space

Going and sorting through old documents and found my grade school transcript which says I'm bad at Real and Complex Anal(ysis but it got cut off) and I'm like um excuse me.

Just another one of those examples where grades don't predict how well you do in real life.

I have discovered THE MOST COMFORTABLE THING.

It is a dress that's also a hoodie and a scarf and it is so warm and comfy and it also makes me look like I'm a World of Darkness character and/or a supporting character from an urban fantasy novel.

(And yes that's a Celestial Chorus pendant because seriously if I was a World of Darkness character I'd very much be an outcast equivalent of presbyter or somesuch.)

https://awoo.space/media/-18GRl6E8B6gqy0n-Cc

Oh hey why is 1/4 of a drink hitting me so hard?!?!

Right I haven't had alcohol since Norwescon (which was in April).

@anthracite​ CONGRATS ON FINISHING THE THING!!!

I can draw things in my toot?!?! Time to upload obligatory bun. :3 https://awoo.space/media/ilaUsJP4Ucu0X9soBVM

Re: last thread. Also I'm terrified as fuck.

Buuuut to reward me for making terrible phone call I got to tell a dude who was clearly very uncomfortable with the conversation and didn't really know what he's doing that he has no idea what I'm talking about and maybe he could transfer me to level 3 support so he had to scramble and find the closest not-cis person and give them the phone.

Hilarity.

And, well, the answer that the last rep gave me was the exact same thing that the people on Faceboop replied with b/c that's their standard answer for "hello I have questions about trans things".

So I didn't actually have to call them and all the worrying was for nothing.

It is a good (and bad) answer though and it's "we'll have someone from our specially trained trans services team call you back". Good b/c they know what they're doing. Bad because more phone calls. :3

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Some time last week I all of a sudden decided "I'm going to e-mail my insurance company about HRT coverage" it was terrifying but I did it anyway. Days later I got a reply saying effectively "hi our e-mail support is useless you need to call us". Welp.

So after gathering all my spoons for like two days I called them today. Got put on hold three times, during which I poked at Faceboop. Turns out someone asked this exact question on a group I'm in yesterday...

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My thumb hurts if I extend it or bend it. The position it hurts least at coincides exactly with how it rests on my mouse when I use it.

Hmmmmmmmmm...

Related note I am super tired and my brain is not working right now. :3

I FOUND IT! 🆑​ :info:​ ✝​

I just ordered 75 dollars worth of dresses. :3

Oh my gosh people are trying to figure out whether the tail part of the tail plug is an actual fox tail or fake.

Why am I reading Amazon reviews on fox tail butt plugs instead of going to sleep?!?!

Today I found out that there's a smart pillow that vibrates when it detects snoring which is terrible privacy concerns notwithstanding.

Buuuut now I kind of want a pillow that vibrates when it detects humping.

Welp Amazon Restaurant delivers Taiwanese food so I can literally Amazon Prime deep fried pork chops and pig intestines whenever I want.

This will not be good for my wallet.