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My new work laptop (which I got over a month ago) doesn't auto-connect to my home wifi.

I think I'm doing this work life balance thing right maybe---

* checks the auto connect box

Welp.

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OH FUCK I just accidentally projected my Mastodon timeline at work for a split second.

Thank god for some reason it's actually SFW today.

Childbirth, Cancer (+), MH (-) 

I was able to sit through an entire table of conversation on childbirth stories without saying "yeah they're taking something out of my mother's uterus next month too it's a tumor tho".

I am proud of myself.

(It's the kind of tumor that isn't terrible and not yet carcinogenic so it isn't too bad but still.)

Sadness 

Okay perhaps "shopping for fishnet stockings" is not the coping mechanism I can use at work to avoid breaking down into tears.

I am reading this fashion blog thing and one of the tips is "scrunch up your skirt and wear it as an infinity scarf!" and I'm screaming internally because it is so cute and also so terrible at the same time.

Okay this is a serious question.

Is wearing a trans pride antifa flag pin while going through TSA a remotely good idea?

Lewd, Kink 

Facebook: Gay City Arts "Yes, Ms. White Lady"

Me: Oh hey that's my fetish!

Facebook: a play not about servitude but about about racism

Me: Oh hey that's the opposite of my fetish!

"But why don't you take public transit to work?"

* maps route from work to downtown Seattle
* accidentally set it to public transit
* Google Maps refuses to even map a route

My heart's saying "omg you need to go to the Oakland gender neutral contra dance while you're there" and my body's saying "you may literally die if you dance in your current shape".

Screaming 

Things are Interesting and Potentially Terrible but also Potentially Not Terrible and I am too exhausted to actually write all the things and I can't scream irl so please excuse me while I scream here.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Question: Which Android Mastodon app do y'all use? Currently using Subway Tooter but isn't really into it.

End of 2017: "Time designations are arbitrary and meaningless."

Favorite Coffee Shop Changes Wifi Password: "AHH IT IS THE END OF AN ERA!!!"

So anyway I'm not reacting to being greeting by "your password is incorrect" when opening my laptop at Wayward very well.

2017 

It's important to remember that while 2017 is gone all the people who made 2017 shit are still here.

Fortunately unlike abstract concepts of time people have hit points and and my old DM used to say, if it has hit points, we can kill it!

Current status: frantically looking up how areas in San Francisco are referred to so I don't end up being the equivalent of the tourist who says Pike's Place or writes Capital Hill.

Adding that 3rd can of cream of chicken soup to Generic American Casserole was the best idea.

Taking a hot bath rapidly became a terrible idea as the water cooled off. :(

I want to take a bath but don't have a stopper for my bathtub drain, so I spent the last 10 minutes googling for a solution.

But everything the internet gave me were about stopping kitchen sinks and I was like "I don't need that I already have a kitchen sink stopper!"

So anyway I'm going to facepalm myself, move the stopper from one room to the other, and then go take a bath.

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