assistant fox keeper @somekindofcrow@awoo.space

Worked out some work-related rage by singing in the darkness by the light of the moon, and then in my shower.

My voice is dead but I am not going to set anything on fire so it all works out.

Someone posted this as a Bible verse supporting SRS and I am amused. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_5:30

Okay wow I made a stupid toot before going to bed and that is now my most popular toot what even happened.

Also hello new followers I should do a new introductions post at some point. :3

It just occurred to me that we have the technical infrastructure for none pizza with left beef but yet somehow people are still going yeah no we can't add "other" to the gender dropdown.

I didn't hear the UPS driver knock on my door this morning.

Either he knocked too soft or my vibrator is too loud. I'm not sure which I'd bet on.

Okay so I guess OKCupid algorithms is doing a great job matching me with likeminded people because we're all subs whyyyyyyyyy

Today I learned that the magic words for being escalated to the level of UPS support that can actually do something are "are you telling me that you have no idea where my three thousand dollar package is right now?".

Preferably delivered in polite restrained anger.

For the first time in years I am not feeling depressed and also have pictures of myself that I don't completely hate soooo I decided to make a new OKCupid profile.

This is not going very well right now. :3

TFW you're looking for collars on Amazon and you get priest regalia.

I am sad so I decided to add a bunch of awesome emotes to one of the Slacks I have emote adding powers on.

Thank you @dzuk@a.weirder.earth​!

I drank too much tea and can't sleep so I made a thing.

https://awoo.space/media/kkUPciD1SenfVskOAY4

Cis Straight People: sexism won't exist if you didn't make such a big deal about gender.

Also Cis Straight People: we will have a giant party to announce the concavity of our fetus's genitals.

Also I am partied out and am tired but still cute.

https://awoo.space/media/QRTXEie1htl2xw0N-yM

I keep forgetting that I only like Thanksgiving because I hang out with weirdos instead of actual family three or four days in a row.

And even when I'm not doing Thanksgiving with people I can celebrate "I'll cook a damned turkey and eat the whole thing in the course of a week because I really fucking like cooking and carving".

The band just introduced the song Reynardine (yes the ballad) by asking "have you ever heard foxes having sex?"

I'm cute as fuck.

https://awoo.space/media/4yvwtlmEzcF_2MCFFhw

Current list of things I need to do:

- fix loom
- weave massive scarf
- wear massive scarf and become cute

I was forced to watch Mandatory Earthquake Safety videos at work today and there was this one about what to do if you're in a car and they're like "stop the car and don't touch the outside of your car" and the woman in the video moved her hands between her legs while fake shaking outside happened.

So anyway I think I know how I'm going to die during a magnitude 9 earthquake.

Like if they were dudes I'd be angry and use the Forbidden Southern Curse ("honey I'll pray for you") but they're not and so I'm just filled with pity.