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nsfw, also we're talking about some seriously nerdy shit 

reposted from birdsite: prompted by the "what's a movie you watched three times in theaters when it came out" tweet going around, here's every major character in Tron: Legacy ranked by whether or not i'd have a go with them

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i forgot to mention this earlier: Tron 2.0's antagonist was Thorne, a despotic virus who built an army by infecting and brainwashing programs until they were mindlessly loyal corrupted versions of themselves. i just thought i'd share that little tidbit

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i mean he's not half as stylish as @BestGirlGrace but at least he's enthusiastic

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update: i have just been informed of Abraxas, the atrocious Tron: Legacy tie-in game's antagonist. folks, i am having a moment over this intensely sexy computer person

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robot fucker

@distressedegg HEY WHAT THE HELL

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oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG

@vidi_victa_veni I KNOW RIGHT! WHAT THE FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!!!

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what? hell yEAH! WHAT?!

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robot fucker

@Draekos @distressedegg it's a good thing they didn't send me to fight him cause i'd just be like 'hey if i join you can i look like that'

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@vidi_victa_veni @distressedegg
villain capes are like 40% of conversation tools.
50% is hornt hypnosis stuff.

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&Kalmia

@Draekos @vidi_victa_veni @distressedegg w..whats the remaining 10% for?

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@IrisKalmia @vidi_victa_veni @distressedegg
I dunno, uinon offers?

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@vidi_victa_veni @Draekos the lightning bolts instead of the normal TRON lines in particular are the absolute fucking shit

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