As the only person at work who gives a shit about safety I've basically been told that if I care THAT MUCH about using electrical extension cords with exposed wiring and missing ground pins, then I should be the one to fix them with no training, just some replacement plugs and a screwdriver. Whee.
basically "If you love workplace safety so much, why don't you marry it?"
You can't tell me who I can and can't marry, not anymore~