Been lately craving honey in my tea and adding it regularly. Not sure why
@ZiaMacPine this can happen if one spends too much time among bears 🍯
@artfulreggie this is fair. I blame @Talcott
@artfulreggie you make an excellent point. Also increased looming and a +2 Constitution
@ZiaMacPine @artfulreggie But I am otter! See???
@Talcott @artfulreggie distinct risk of fish craving either way
@Talcott @ZiaMacPine it’s really easy to turn an otter into a bear.
Simply tug that rudder of a tail back like a pinball plunger and let ‘er rip!
That thiccness will cartoonishly BWOOMPH up to a barrel chest stretching ‘em out some before settling all over into a nice pear bear shape with gravity.
@artfulreggie @Talcott well now I want that as art as a four piece sequence cause it sounds delightful
@ZiaMacPine @artfulreggie Welp! I do have a sequence of my otter self turning into a bear... gonna post it right now.
@Talcott @ZiaMacPine everyone should have a big dopey bear alt <3
@ZiaMacPine I think you mean that you should be *thanking* him. 🐻
(Other side effects of hanging around bears may include: an increase in salmon in your diet, crushed chairs in your home, and bear hugs.)