Me about someone online: I know that wolf.
Tiberius Rings: You seem to know a lot of wolves.
Me: The great pack of the internet is always welcoming more wolves.

@nighteyes THE GREAT PACK HAS HEARD YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE GREAT PACK OF THE INTERNET. YOU KNOW THIS VIOLATES THE SECOND RULE. THE FIRST IS ALWAYS TIP YOUR WAITSTAFF. YOU BEST LEARN TO KEEP THAT MUZZ SHUT AND TIP 20% CAPICHE?

@ZiaMacPine Wait, why am I being threatened suddenly after you awooed at me?

@nighteyes Third rule of the internet pack. Always open with an Awoo did you not read the pamphlet?

@ZiaMacPine I'm filling a grievance with the Council of Wolves. They did not send me the great pack pamphlet.

@nighteyes remember to submit in triplicate!

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