bodies were a mistake. why did we have to evolve a corporeal form
@Austin_Dern honestly right now those all seem like torture
@fluffy Rrf. That *is* a nasty day then. Hope it passes soon.
@fluffy Boobs are pretty great, though. And let’s not forget the sublime joy of a three-hour bath.
@fluffy Not arguing in favor of corporeal forms generally, but they do offer these unique benefits:
- Sitting in the reclining chair with a heating pad against your back.
- Getting a straight-edge razor shave at the barber shop.
- Having ginger-ale bubbles get into your nose.
- Petting a dog so the pupper's happy tail whaps your leg over and over.
- Putting on *and* taking off socks.