bodies were a mistake. why did we have to evolve a corporeal form

@fluffy Not arguing in favor of corporeal forms generally, but they do offer these unique benefits:

- Sitting in the reclining chair with a heating pad against your back.
- Getting a straight-edge razor shave at the barber shop.
- Having ginger-ale bubbles get into your nose.
- Petting a dog so the pupper's happy tail whaps your leg over and over.
- Putting on *and* taking off socks.

@Austin_Dern honestly right now those all seem like torture

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