"'Finn naked leaking bag'? Did you fry a chip?"

You can tell something's wrong with Luke as soon as you see him because he's not bothering to cover his hand anymore.

Ah, porgs, the little beasties they created because it was easier than photoshopping puffins out.

See, okay, Snoke makes me miss Palpatine. Snoke makes the mistake that all the terrible evil lords make - self-aggrandizement. He beats up on Kylo Ren and fosters resentment. Palpatine was Anakin/Vader's friend right up until he thought he could do better with Luke.

Luke is doing a good job of being a Weirdo Hermit. He DID learn from Yoda!

"Where are you from?"
"Nowhere."
"No one's from nowhere."
"Jakku."
"Okay, that is pretty much nowhere."

It is possible - I'm not sure - that this scene with Leia in her quarters is the first time we see hyperspace from the /side/.

god damn it, I miss Carrie Fisher so much.

I forgot I was commenting on this.

If Leia's going to get to use the Force once in the series, I'm glad she made it a good one. She knew it was coming, she prepared herself, and she navigated herself back to where she needed to be.

I can't believe R2D2's been holding onto that message from Leia for 20 years.

I see /exactly/ why the MRAs don't like Holdo.

Also, I feel like "only 400 people across 3 vessels" is trying to invoke Battlestar Galactica, but regardless: this just feels unreasonably lopsided. Like, the First Order was supposed to be a splinter group of the Empire that never acknowledged its defeat, and they fired /one shot/ and took out the Senate, and suddenly the Empire's back in charge again and the Republic doesn't exist anymore? This seems really bizarre.

I hope for the plan's sake that Canto Bight is really close by.

I love the chattery little mouse droids.

Funny, "he was cleaning his gun and it went off" was a euphemism for suicide for a long time.

Luke being a dick gives me life.

A casino planet filled with war profiteers, lovely.

Also, BB-8 takes a lot of abuse in this movie.

C'mon, Rey, you could at least say you're sorry for breaking the training rock and that caretaker's wagon.

C'mon, Finn, you've MET Han Solo, why are you doubting this guy?

hee hee, BB-8 firing out the coins that drunk casinogoers tried to feed into him to play slots

"Stop enjoying this!"

Do the critters understand Basic? They keep acting like they do.

Okay, having seen the Kylo shirtless scene, it's really only weird because his pants come so far up (or he's got a big belt or something). If his pants were at his waist it'd be perfectly normal.

Wow, this is A Lot.

oh hey, it's Yoda.

See, Force Lightning isn't just a Sith thing!

"We are what they grow beyond. That is the true burden of all masters."

This whole Poe vs. Holdo thing is great, because we're trained to think of the hero as being right to challenge authority, but from a military standpoint, Poe is WAY overstepping.

"...I'm pretty sure that's just a cool-looking iron. I know they're doing fan service here, but-- oh, it's literally an iron and they're laundering someone's clothes."

Oh hey, C3-PO got all his limbs the right color again.

And oh no, it's Evil BB-8!

I feel like they've done the "everyone gets away in little transports while the cruiser stays behind to tank" thing before, but maybe not.

Captain America Leia sits down in front of Poe. "So you were kind of a dick."

"So your plan fucked /everything/ up."

The First Order really like those swords that turn into whips.

"Join me, and we can rule together." Now's the part where Rey gets her hand cut off and falls out into the vents under Cloud City.

"No, Luke. I am your father." vs. "No, Rey. Nobody is your father."

Huh, that was a pretty cool effect. I didn't know hyperspace involved that much collateral damage.