Is it wrong that when going down 7th past Bezos’ Balls, I wanna punch every single motherfucker walking down the bike lane? Especially the ones with a self-satisfied smile walking the wrong way?

ideas that will probably get me in trouble 

On the way home I contemplated this more, and want to stencil signs on the bike lane:

AMAZOMBIE
PUNCHING
LANE

50PTS
PHONE
ZOMBIE
(Icon of person walking to the left while staring at their phone)

100PTS
SHAMBLER
(Icon of person walking to the left)

400PTS
WRONGWAY
(Icon of person walking to the right, towards Icon of a cyclist riding to the left)

5000PTS
BEZOS
(Jeff Bezos’ face, surrounded by dollar signs radiating out in all directions)

Ideally, all icons of people might have the Amazon smile on them.

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ideas that will probably get me in trouble 

@anthracite once when I was in high school in Humboldt County, somebody made big stencils of traffic-sign people doing various things, like sitting down, eating from a can, petting a sign-dog, and spray-painted them in various colors on the roadways around my neighborhood. my walk to school that morning was wonderfully surreal, and that afternoon my friends and I went to see if we could find them all. XD

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