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digestive complaints 

okay so evidently something in that batch of Food (TM) is causing stabbing stomach pain, yay. I really, REALLY wish I could figure out WHAT THE PROBLEM IS so I could, you know, NOT DO THAT. I'm starting to suspect that the problem is in fact "food" which puts "solving it" back in the category of "fuck having a digestive system anyway, this is the worst thing ever, replace with AC/DC/cold fusion/hot fission/photosynthesis/fucking crystal ley line focusing/ANYGODDAMNTHINGELSE"

digestive complaints 

organic meatsacks are kind of gross, and the current level of technology available to adjust and correct it is barely above "hit it with a rock/poke it with a stick/send a bill in the mail" standards, and I am just so fucking frustrated and done with this whole thing. UGH.

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