lrb: best Starbucks name ever. I've been telling 'em my name's Green for a while now; thinking of changing that to "I'm Gay." YES PUT THE WHOLE THING ON THERE AND YELL IT OUT WHEN THE DRINK IS DONE, DAMN YOUR EYES.
mind you like 80% of the time when I tell 'em my name's Green they don't call my name when my drink is up, but they'll call out "Alice" or "Bob" or "Ashleygh" like it's no big deal. I SEE YOU, STARBUCKS BARISTAS. O_________O
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