@guerrillarain@witches.town there are 8-bit game characters that are sexier than that long slice of spam. there are things in the unlit depths of the ocean that are sexier than his spray-cheese sucralose faux-windswept "tousle 'do" that probably cost more than I spend on everything combined in the average month. the sexiest thing he could possibly do would be to crawl into a live woodchipper.