The kid just looked at his phone, leapt off the couch, and bolted out of the house, shouting “OH CRAP IT’S A MATINEE”.

(He’s helping with a friend’s play this weekend and thought it was an evening performance.)

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@noelle and at first I thought you wrote that he said "OH CRAP IT'S A MANATEE" which would be *fantastic* omg

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