NO REALLY I NEED A PA KOBOLD. a kobold to follow me around with a notebook and pencil and when I say "oh and I need to do X, remind me when Y conditions are met" they'd write it down and then ACTUALLY REMIND ME AND I WOULD REMEMBER TO DO THE THING.
also I would dearly love a scaly little dragonkin friend to chew on and worship me and clean the litterboxes and take out the trash and be polished/groomed like a big reptilian kitty in the evenings.
@green this is a very very good idea! It kinda feels like the kind of thing “Digital assistants” are supposed to do but can’t.
@anthracite YES. one of my ongoing character/story ideas is a "personal assistant" device that looks and acts like a crystal hummingbird, hovering around or perched on your shoulder/clothes, doing *exactly that*. I want it *soooo much* /whine/
@green OMG. :D