dysfunctional attitude towards food
@anthracite iknowright?? for extra insult, having vague IBS bullshit means that even when I *do* eat like at least 40% of the time I'm gonna *regret it anyway* so WHY AM I PUTTING MYSELF THROUGH THIS ARRRRGH.
I want either an AC adapter or an internal cold fusion generator, either one. or maybe even photosynthesis--going out in the sun would be annoying but I could get a sun lamp and IT'S STILL BETTER THAN HAVING TO EAT. :P