listening to a dude stone sober argue he could knock a bull out barehanded

dying laughing

other lines:
"I could win a fight with a tiger because it's basically like a dog"
"not a bear though because they have hands"
"I'd knock a chimp out"
"i could just jump over the bull while it's charging and get on its back and then I have the leverage"
jesus christ

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@Edelwood in an ideal world this guy would get eaten by a badger.

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