@Edelwood @anthracite tbh, personal assistant devices absolutely should be able to parse what you want it to do, and they will ~real soon now~, just... not yet. I continue to be extremely surprised that nobody seems to have hit on a successful personification scheme; just giving it a pleasant female voice and name isn't gonna do the trick, but neither is Clippy. MAKE IT A CAT. then when it fails to do what you want it's just acting like a cat would. :P