I went to eat lunch outside with a bunch of white people just now and I'm the ONLY one to get sunburn. This is some bullshit.

Just so we're clear: nobody else in my black ass family gets sunburn but me, so this is a clear sign that I'm a vampire.

And bitter.

@guerrillarain I'm 1/4 Hispanic (direct from Mexico) and the rest is Wonderbread, so the first time I go out in the sun in summer I burn to a crisp, and then it turns into a tan that lasts for *years*. XD I spend most of the summer doing my damndest to avoid sun exposure, though, because I HATE THE SUN. *hisssss*

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@guerrillarain I basically go as nocturnal as I can manage during summer. when I was in public school, summer breaks I'd just go full nocturnal; I got good at keeping myself entertained all night. nowdays I mostly rely on tinfoil on the windows and heavy use of air conditioners. :P

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