Gonna live-toot watching Hannibal (one with Hugh Dancy, Mads Mikkelsen, and Laurence Fishburne).

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep01) 

Gonna kick off this fun show by saying that Hugh Dancy is such a fucking cutie pie.

Also his ability to relive crime scenes is such a cool but probably tolling ability.

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep01) 

THE FUCKNG DOG
I forgot he rescues strays
"Winston"

I don't think I've loved a fictional TV character more.

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep01) 

I really appreciate how there is an entire TV show dedicated to Mads eating.

Also his suits are works of art

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep01) 

The Hannibal x Will dynamic is so weird because it seems like Hannibal likes Will, or at least has some form of fondness for him

so he killed someone to help him

but also he sabotaged Garret Jacob Hobbs to fuck him up so like?????

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep01) 

I need more Beverley Katz tbh

also I forgot about fucking Abigail Hobbs

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep02) 

The fucking mushroom people!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep03) 

"It isn't very smart to piss off a guy who thinks about killing people for a living."

Iconic

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep04) 

Mads Mikkelsen's facial expressions are comedic relief from this perpetual shit-show.

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep06) 

Who is the Chesapeake Ripper???

Will Graham needs so much love and support, can you imagine how much more unstable he'd be if he didn't have 7 dogs???

This stuff is so sophisticated and the characters are so clever, I'm not smart enough to write characters like Hannibal, nope nope nope

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep06) 

They have poked the bear/raven stag/wendigo.

Hannibal the Cannibal is pissed!!!! (thank you, Mads Mikkelsen for your angry face omg)

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep06) 

"Tongue from a particularly chatty lamb."

"Don't give me ideas. Your tongue is feisty."

Lordt he is so transparent

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep07), spoiler free cannibal joke 

Hannibal: *stares at someone* Who's hungry?

😭😭😭😭😭

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep07) 

Hannibal and Will are best friends and this is very weird friendship.

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep08) 

Hannibal's eyes literally lit up at the sight of Will when he thought Will was dead.

His eyes sparkled at seeing his friend.

What in the fuck.

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep08) 

I've gone so long without seeing this fucking totem pole and here we are bc i'm a masochist

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep09) 

ever see a crime scene so disturbing that you disappear from your body for 3 fucking hours

petition to air lift will graham from this show

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep10) 

permission to air lift will graham away from this entire show!!!!

I don't even remember what's about to happen in this episode but I know it isn't even remotely good.

White women walking into a dark attic with a flashlight in the middle of the night and nothing else are bold

do yall fear anything other than losing white privilege or???

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep10) 

Will Graham's encephalitis is so full-blown, I am not a medical professional and even EYE know that clock is a red flag

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep10) 

Will Graham has more guilt than anybody in this series

and he's the only innocent one

He literally feels guilt for killing people he hasn't killed and that's not fair.

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep10) 

why are you are lying to this man about his diagnosis i just don't understand

he doesn't deserve this.

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep11) 

Lord have mercy.

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep11) 

"He just had a mild seizure."

"You don't seem upset."

"I said it was mild."

You are a horrible friend.

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep12) 

His form of friendship is trying to push you into being a serial killer.

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep13 season finale) 

This fucker is framing Will Graham and I will not have it!!!

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se01ep13 season finale) 

When you wake up from a night of partying and a severed ear is sitting in your sink.

YOU DEMON !!

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se02ep01) 

Will Graham is gonna fuck you up, ravenstag !!!!!

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se02ep01) 

That opening fight sequence!!!

Now that you're stressed the fuck out, how about we rewind 12 weeks.

"I never feel guilty eating anything."

god damn you

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se02ep02) 

Will Graham is about to scam the fuck out of them with his fake tears I love it!!

Also I'm unsure how to feel about Bedelia--she knows about the person suit and he is dangerous but she is also sketchy but also she's afraid, and there is too much nuance.

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se02ep02) 

This fucking plastic suit

I'm sick of you, Hannibal.

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se02ep02) 

"Hello. I love your work!"

Wrong answer!!!!

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se02ep02) 

Will Graham giving Hannibal looks all the time is what makes this show. He is out for metaphorical blood and I am loving him.

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se02ep03) 

Hannibal framed him from murder and is now apologizing... With another severed ear.

Take your friendship and go.

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se02ep03) 

@guerrillarain Hannibal: Worst At Helping, Also Worst At Friending

Guerrilla x Hannibal (se02ep03) 

@green "Hannibal, please don't consider me a friend"

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Guerrilla x Hannibal (se02ep03) 

@guerrillarain the only hope you have in Hannibal's Magical Murder World is to never, ever get his attention in any way, or preferably never cross paths with him or like live in the same state. of course with all the other super-artistic super-prolific serial killers running around in that world, that doesn't mean you're *safe*...

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